Eating Away in P1, Eating Away in P3

March 31, 2023

Ooh, Mimi is being a bit of a bitch. Is it because Mel is trying to copy her look? Is this turning into a remake of Single White Female.

Jeffy’s Out of Shape

March 30, 2023

No wonder Tobias is lighting up the scoreboard with Jeffy guarding him. Although I would have thought that Jeffy would be in better shape with all the dotted line wandering he always does.

UPDATE (March 31): Wow, what the hell? Milford isn’t playing Jefferson! I was so giddy about my idea to get Jeffy in the game guarding Tobe that it didn’t even dawn on me that they’re playing VALLEY TECH! The fact that the game is being played in Jefferson’s gym is what confused my solvent fumes scrambled brain. Oh well, I’m not going to go through the trouble of changing the strip now.

Gil Puts His Foot Down

March 29, 2023

Hey, having Gil being engaged for half of a game is a big improvement from his usual performances.

How Many Teams?

March 28, 2023

This Valley Tech coach cheats as much as Gil does. He’s a worthy adversary.

No Country for Old Coaches

March 27, 2023

Nobody (or almost nobody) will get the Anton Chigurh reference. I wouldn’t have, I had to Google the movie. It’s this guy from No Country for Old Men:

Milford After Dark, Episode 9

March 26, 2023

It’s very complicated and the layperson just wouldn’t get it.

Game is Turning Into a Circus

March 25, 2023

I’m glad he’s not on my court. Cleaning up all those dotted lines must be a pain in the ass.

Vogue

March 24, 2023

Maybe if you didn’t have such a sour look on your face all the time, you could do better, Luke.

Break Out the Gas Masks

March 23, 2023

Kareem must have been spending a lot of his retirement in the hills if he’s craving that kind of cooking.

Second Thoughts

March 22, 2023

Kareem is a fast learner. Which makes him out of place in Milford.