Is That a Football in Your Pants Or Are You Happy to Find the Endzone?

September 30, 2021

That’s definitely my longest title ever.

Chance loves to score touchdowns. I mean he really loves it. Maybe a bit too much.

Gil Logic

September 29, 2021

Gil, Kaz, Mimi all know they’ve got a good thing going. All the glory, almost none of the headaches.

Definitely Not Interested

September 28, 2021

In case it isn’t apparent, he really didn’t want to play.

Pretty Sure He’s Not Interested

September 27, 2021

I’m starting to get the impression that he doesn’t want to play Madden 22.

Another Rejection

September 25, 2021

I don’t know why everyone thinks their attempt to transfer out will work any better than everyone else’s.

They Won’t Hire Him

September 24, 2021

He’s right. These post-game activities took WAY too long.

Not Off to a Good Start

September 23, 2021

Heather is LITERALLY talking out of her ass in P2. But I had no choice, her word balloon was so big it covered all of her above the waist.

Going For a Handful

September 22, 2021

Wow, Heather is really getting bold. And inappropriate! You might get away with that when you’re a fellow student, but not when you’re a respected journalist. Well a journalist. How about we just say when you’re out of college?

I’m Starting to Sweat

September 21, 2021

Hoo boy, a 27 point lead in the 3rd quarter? How the hell is Tevin possibly going to choke this lead away? It’s okay, I’m not worried. Oh, and totally unrelated, just letting you know that I have to leave town, like, immediately. My, um, grandmother is really sick. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Another Missed Penalty?

September 20, 2021

Or is Milford getting too far ahead for Tevin to choke. No, he’s going to choke, right? That is the whole theme for this season, yes? Come on Tevin, start gagging so that the recent MUTs don’t look bad!