Beard Guy Thinks He Can Get Out

March 31, 2022

Sorry guy, Mary Worth already has an older, white-haired, bearded character. You’re stuck here.

Not Saved By The Bell

March 30, 2022

Does this mean that Saved By The Bell characters are going to be a fixture in the spring strips? No. Maybe. I have no idea.

BKB Jr.?

March 29, 2022

There seems to be a Big Ken Brown lookalike on almost every team.

Bonus feature! Alternative ending to today’s strip!

The best part is, Screech would be nowhere near the most irritating character at Milford High.

New Losers

March 28, 2022

Well we’ve already met this season’s most irritating character. I’m betting on it.

An Ounce of Prevention

March 26, 2022

Actually, his “trapped in a glass box” routine looks pretty good already. Especially for someone who hasn’t taken lessons yet.

Slam Dunk

March 25, 2022

It’s time to flush this story, that’s for sure. Recognize from where I copied the dialog for P2?

I Can’t Drive, On #55

March 24, 2022

I mean seriously, who is that guy? He looks like Shaq after gaining even more upper body strength.

This story is broke and it’s out of gas, hey
Well, the team is a joke, might be in last, no
So Gil brought in some beefy guy
A big huge meathead who will block the lane for sure

[Chorus]
Go on and pencil us in for place four or five
But the other team for now can’t drive
Injure other players, all that jive
They can’t drive on #55

Gil Still In Denial

March 23, 2022

People should stop trying to warn him. Gil sees nothing, knows nothing, does nothing.

Piqued Her Interest

March 22, 2022

The kids understand their coach oh too well.

She Loves The Nightlife

March 21, 2022

Mimi wants them to wrap this up quickly. Pedro is waiting down at the Copacabana!