Hello, Tevin

August 30, 2021

Hoo boy, Mrs. Claxton is in for a rude awakening when she realizes what an “intense reader base” really means. She better have a very thick skin.

Goodbye Marjie!

August 28, 2021

Hard to believe we’ll never see her again. And even harder to believe that apparently we’ll be seeing Heather for years and years…

There’s a New Kid in Town

August 27, 2021

I’m sure I set a personal record for the most people thinking something odd in the background in one strip.

There’s talk on the street this is so unusual
Marjie’s leaving, everybody is stunned
A rookie reporter with no experience
Everyone reading this strip is losing their minds

Heather come lately
The new kid in town
Nobody loves you
She’ll sure let us down

Marjie looks in her eyes they gently begin to sway
Will panel three lead to something more?
But after awhile the readers all start to say
We’ll have to deal with Heather for evermore?

Heather come lately
The new kid in town
Her irritating ways
Might drag this strip down…

Job Perk

August 26, 2021

And we thought the changing hair and short colors was bad. How does hair appear and disappear like that?

Job Offer

August 25, 2021

Oh, no, is this really happening? Or will Heather turn this down? What will we do without our traditional “Marjie getting the starting lineup at the start of each sports season”?

Quick Change Artists

August 23, 2021

If these people spent as much time on the paper as they do changing their appearances and talking about stupid things, it would be the best paper in the country.

Waste of Resources

August 20, 2021

You’d think the other comic strip characters would have learned by now that Gil is not playing with a full deck. They’ve got to stop answering his calls.