May 11, 2021
I guess it’s only fair, after the girls’ game featured boy looking players.
Sex Change
Cap of Shame
May 10, 2021
It’s been suggested before, but I really think Gil needs to be tested for senility.
You’re No Good
May 8, 2021
Title comes from the song written by Clint Ballard, Jr. performed by many, but probably best by Linda Ronstadt, whose version hit #1.
Thought you were good, when you had Tru
Your coaching sucks, we’re over you
We learned our lesson, it left a scar
Now we see how you really are
You’re no good
You’re no good
You’re no good
GilPa, you’re no good
I’m gonna say it again
You’re no good
You’re no good
You’re no good
GilPa, you’re no good
Somethin’ Stupid
May 7, 2021
If the Gil Thorp writer isn’t going to advance his plot, then I’ll just waste time and not advance mine either!
Title song written by C. Carson Parks, most famous and successful recording by Frank and Nancy Sinatra.
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
May 6, 2021
Turn the Page
May 5, 2021
Landry sings as she comes off the mound…
Most times you can’t hear ’em talk, other times you can
All the same old clichés, is it woman, is it a man?
Milford’s announcers seem untouchable, you normally don’t dare make a stand
Here I am, on the mound again
There I am, aim at the lout
Here I go, taking a shot again
There I go, Austin’s out
Sorry Bob Seger, that wasn’t exactly Grammy nominee type effort.
Behind Blue Eyes
May 4, 2021
No one knows what it’s like
To be Gil Thorp, to be a big dork
Behind blue eyes
No one knows what it’s like
To be hated, to be fated
To hope for second place
But these plots, they aren’t as empty
As Gil’s brain seems to be
I spend hours, decipher-ing
The plot is muddled and never clear
No one knows what it’s like
To be Gil Thorp, to be a big dork
It’s all our fault
No one holds back sarcasm
When they comment, none of the writer’s logic
Can show through
But these plots, they aren’t as empty
As Gil’s brain seems to be
I spend hours, decipher-ing
The plot is muddled and never clear
Fame
May 3, 2021
Let me guess. One or two people are not wearing pants in P1.
Fame
I’m gonna be memorable
You’re gonna really hate me
I feel it coming together
People will read this and cry
Doin’ Things (We’re Not Supposed To)
May 1, 2021
They really need to start putting some filters on those library computers to limit people’s browsing habits.
Title comes from a song by Justin Guarini, whoever that is.
Hell Is For Readers
April 30, 2021
Because hell, hell is for readers
And you know that our little lives can become such a bore
Hell, hell is for readers
And we shouldn’t have to read this dreck
No realistic teen oriented issues?
No, hell is for readers!
