You’re No Good

May 8, 2021

Title comes from the song written by Clint Ballard, Jr. performed by many, but probably best by Linda Ronstadt, whose version hit #1.

Thought you were good, when you had Tru
Your coaching sucks, we’re over you
We learned our lesson, it left a scar
Now we see how you really are

You’re no good
You’re no good
You’re no good
GilPa, you’re no good
I’m gonna say it again
You’re no good
You’re no good
You’re no good
GilPa, you’re no good

Somethin’ Stupid

May 7, 2021

If the Gil Thorp writer isn’t going to advance his plot, then I’ll just waste time and not advance mine either!

Title song written by C. Carson Parks, most famous and successful recording by Frank and Nancy Sinatra.

Turn the Page

May 5, 2021

Landry sings as she comes off the mound…

Most times you can’t hear ’em talk, other times you can
All the same old clich├ęs, is it woman, is it a man?
Milford’s announcers seem untouchable, you normally don’t dare make a stand

Here I am, on the mound again
There I am, aim at the lout
Here I go, taking a shot again
There I go, Austin’s out

Sorry Bob Seger, that wasn’t exactly Grammy nominee type effort.

Behind Blue Eyes

May 4, 2021

No one knows what it’s like
To be Gil Thorp
, to be a big dork
Behind blue eyes

No one knows what it’s like
To be hated, to be fated
To hope for second place

But these plots, they aren’t as empty
As Gil’s brain seems to be
I spend hours, decipher-ing
The plot is muddled and never clear

No one knows what it’s like
To be Gil Thorp, to be a big dork
It’s all our fault

No one holds back sarcasm
When they comment, none of the writer’s logic
Can show through

But these plots, they aren’t as empty
As Gil’s brain seems to be
I spend hours, decipher-ing
The plot is muddled and never clear

Fame

May 3, 2021

Let me guess. One or two people are not wearing pants in P1.

Fame
I’m gonna be memorable
You’re gonna really hate me
I feel it coming together
People will read this and cry

Hell Is For Readers

April 30, 2021

Because hell, hell is for readers
And you know that our little lives can become such a bore
Hell, hell is for readers
And we shouldn’t have to read this dreck
No realistic teen oriented issues?

No, hell is for readers!